So tedious the con of man

Stolen David Letterman Monologue Joke:

"Its 53 years ago today that Edmund Hillary made it to the top of Mt Everest, now if only we could get a man on top of Condolezza Rice".

Welcome to another irregular, unplanned blog entry. The site meter has just hit 30 so I fear I will be receiving hate-mail if the blog is not updated a-sap.

I feel apologies are in order for a 'below the belt' comment I made to Food Jerk last week. I feel this comment was unwarranted and I hope the matter is now resolved as I did enjoy reading his review.

The Streets have just released a new video for "Never Went to Church", it can be viewed here. I recommend you check out the 'new look' Streets website as it is quite entertaining. "SkinnerBlog" is a favourite of mine.

I have nothing much more to say so I guess it's funny video time:

My first video this week is of an old Republican dancing, he sure is happy.

Somebody once told me that this next video is one of the most downloaded on the net. Just a quick Google search of stomping grape lady will prove that. You have to have sound because its her odd grunting that makes it funny.

The internet is giving me trouble so I will have to leave you with a cat giving a dog a massage.

Fight The Power (B.E.T. would)

It has come to my attention that the video of Tom Cruise dancing has been removed because of BET (Black Entertainment Television). But don't worry i've found it again here...

Fight the power.

I have had many requests from Row1 for this next clip - Bas Rutten - everything I know about fighting I learnt from Bas Rutten.
"I'm sorry....no i'm not"

Stay tuned

Zip Fuck

First of all, I have to give huge props to Row1D2 and Brokeback Josh for their gratuitous support of my dwindling efforts to run a successful blog. Blogging is all about good friends. Also check out Angry Mike for a photo smorgasbord.

It seems that so far my blog has only been a means for me share stupid funny videos and slag off Tom Cruise. Why would I change now?

Kayak Fun - a long time favourite of mine

Tom Cruise Quote of the Day:
"I like treating a woman the way that she deserves to be treated" (who doesn't?)

I think I have now got all the Tom Cruise slagging off out of my system so I may move onto another celebrity. Any suggestions? please comment and I will do my best.

As I am a lazy, good-for-nothing university student, daytime television has become a way of life for me. Today I witnessed the final episode of Roseanne, and I gotta tell you, what a mind-fuck. It turns out she was writing most of it (or some shit like that, I only caught the second half).

Fuck this shit.

The Cruise Files

The "You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do" comment really got me thinking. Tom Cruise claims that psychiatry is a "pseudo-science" and therefore does not believe in it. He also claims to know the history of Scientology but for some reason still professes to believe in that. Interesting. For more information on the history of Scientology, check out Battlefield Earth.

For more information on Tom Cruise, go to TomCruiseisNuts.

"Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period"

Some time ago I saw this video but can't get it out of my head.

"It's just like, 'Huh? Wow, man.' Wow."

Incontinent Action

I am far too busy to offer any worthy advice right now, but here are some humourous videos:

"but, he's gay"

"10 Things I hate about Commandments"

20/20 eat your heart out.
Also I can't help but include this gem...

It turns out Scientology is cool.

Blog you, you blogging blogger

Welcome to another pointless waste of time, Josh.